Murphy's Laws 
Anything good in life is either illgal,immortal or fattening. 
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
If it jams, force it. If it breaks,it needed replacing anyway.
Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statesments are never forgotten.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it,
it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Everything takes longer than you think.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If anything simply can not go wrong, it will anyway.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
New systems generate new problems.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Almost everything is easier to go into than out of.
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