Husband & Wife's Poetic Fight
（夫妻詩情畫意的爭吵）
This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force.
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
我把你的名字寫在沙灘上 它被沖刷掉了
我把你的名字寫在空氣中 它被風吹跑了
我把你的名字寫在心坎裡 我心臟病發作
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
上帝看見我飢餓 祂創造披薩
上帝看見我口渴 祂創造可樂
上帝看見我在黑暗中 祂創造光明
上帝看見我沒有麻煩 祂創造了你
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
一閃一閃小星星
你該知道你是啥
一旦你知你是啥
精神病院不遠了
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
雨水使一切美麗
花操樹木也是
如果雨水使萬物美麗
為何它不落在你的身上？
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
玫瑰是紅色的 紫羅蘭是紫色的
像你這種猴子應該關在動物園
別生氣 你會發現我也在那兒
不在籠子裡 而在外面嘲笑你
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